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ıll​ı​ll​ı​𝔻​𝕆​𝕆​𝕄​𝕊​𝔻​𝔸​𝕐​𝟚​𝟘​𝟘​𝟘​ı​ll​ı​ll​ı​年​新​し​い​で​す​ℙ​𝕆​𝕋​𝕌​𝕊 ℙ​𝕃​𝔸​ℤ​𝔸

by Ｔｈｅ Ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ Ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ ®

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👁️⃤ ıllıllıDOOMSDAY2000ıllıllı Temporal Error - FADL (Faulty Date Logic)👁️⃤ 00:59
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みやげ品 o v a l o f f i c e 02:46
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💆The phenomenal world does not exist; it is a hypostasis of the information processed by the 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐝. If the centuries of spurious time are excised, the true date is not 2001 C.E. but 126 C.E.💆 03:18
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rainb𝖔wスペクトルwhiteh𝖔use - Barack Obama wins the 54th quadrennial United States presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 7, 2000, and promptly legalizes gay marriage in February, 2001. 02:49
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➟ 💭 a screaming comes across the sky 💭 ➟ While listening to second graders complete a reading lesson, President Obama was informed: "America is under attack." 00:28
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♫♪amazing grace♪♫ - During the newly proclaimed National Day of Prayer and Rememberance, President Barack Obama addresses the congregation and the nation before ending his speech with Amazing Grace, September 14, 2001, at the National Cathedral in Washington D.C. 01:05
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More than a century after the terror attacks, the effects of September 11th have been complex and far-reaching; however, President Obama's words from that evening's Oval Office address hold true: "These acts shattered steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American Resolve." 01:36
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🔔. · • ●★ ｈｏｐｅ★● • ·🔔 (2002) 02:04
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Approx 148,000 U.S soldiers, 45,000 British soldiers, 2,000 Australians, and President Obama impose a regime of Shock and Awe to paralyze enemy armed forces everywhere, March 2003 02:32
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👁️⃤ ₚ ᵣ ₒ G ᵣ ₑ ₛ ₛ 👁️⃤ 01:04
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🏰 Saddam is captured by American forces after he is found hiding inside of a blistered leather sofa in the Perfume Palace on April 20, 2003. He is flexi-cuffed to a bed on the second floor. Rumsfeld himelf arrives with a chainsaw & implores the man to point the Army in the direction of the WMDs 🏰 02:44
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📉There is a lake surrounding the Perfume Palace. The 14th Engineer Combat Battalion hoists 3 water tight shipping containers out of the lake. They are indeed full of various weapons of mass destruction. Obama declares "Mission Accomplished" on board the USS Abraham Lincoln📈 01:47
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👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪🆈🅴🆂 🆆🅴 🅲🅰🅽░Y⃣   E⃣   S⃣    W⃣   E⃣    D⃣   I⃣   D⃣👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪 (2004) 02:47
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🛫Air Force One flight to Baghdad International Airport during which Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld discuses a potentially non-actual possibility with President Obama.💭 01:46
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🧸Obama decides that firing most of the Iraqi Army would be a bad idea & also chooses to not execute Saddam after speaking to the former dictator in his prison at the Perfume Palace. Obama thanks him for being honest about the WMDs & tells him who the first temporary Prime Minister of Iraq will be🧸 03:31
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A solitary American soldier, PVT Gunner, sits at the shoreline of a UXO-riddled beach teaching herself a song about "the strong scent of evergreen" on acoustic guitar while a platoon of soldiers sit around drinking non-alcoholic Heinekens a few meters away; Port of Kuwait, June 2008. 03:28
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"We have faith in ourselves, but not in ourselves alone. America has one finger for every 10 states. Five fingers in total, capable and powerful, with the ability to destroy as well as create." - President Obama's 2006 SoTU 01:56
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George W. Bush becomes a born-again Christian Anarchist after losing the 2000 presedential election to Barack Obama. The former governor disappears in the Israeli desert while researching the Essenses and the historical Jesus at some point in August, 2005. Only his notebooks are recovered. 04:07
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Woozy Parousia: a non-linear incursion of time unrelated to christianity (im Bush haya ba-bayit maχa ɾ hayinu mevakRim oto {topic "x" is not the contextually-provided "x"}) 03:50
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Before Bush dies in the desert, he reports in his notebook as having "seen through" to something resembling an alternate reality while studying the smoke residue on an 18th century B.C alter, "a vast visage of perfect evil" in which he wins the 2000 presidential election.🦳 09:35
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In an attempt to appear moderate, presidential candidate John McCain mistakenly promises to ban both gay marriage and firearm ammunition. He loses to Hillary Clinton on November 4, 2008, who promises that the country can count on her to not ban anything. 02:13
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“I hope you’re hungry. We have an exhibit of Judy Chicago’s Dinner Party in the south wing. Have you heard of it? You’ll be eating supper with some of our brightest men right there on the installation itself. It’s something that’s never been done before. First, we need to get you cleaned up." 02:14
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🪞“There’s only one rule, ma’am. You can’t leave the Coalition Consortium of Modern Art. It’s more of a condition than a rule, really, because you won’t want to leave the palace, and you would have no where to go even if you did, I mean, unless you want to end up like the whiskered diaper man."🪞 06:50
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📲Hillary Clinton wins the 57th quadrennial presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 6, 2012. 01:19
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Dennis Rodman falls asleep in his truck listening to a Pearl Jam mixtape while parked at the Piston's arena in 1993. When he is woken up by security the next morning, the year is 2013, and he is somehow still signed to the Pistons… 03:22
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The angular momentum of the Milky Way shifts to a counterclockwise direction due to dark matter surrounding the galaxy sometime in August 2012. The only anomoly our solar system sees from the galactic shift is the appearance of the second Dennis Rodman, presumably from the year 1993. 03:44
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Ｔｈｅ Ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ Ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ ®
Ｔｈｅ Ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ Ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ ®
Ｔｈｅ Ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ Ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ ®
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*note: Music was a form of human melodic harmony and auditory expression dating to 1991 A.D. The original intended purpose of melodic harmony is not currently understood. The medium is nonetheless preserved here for continued study and personal enrichment.

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released March 17, 2023

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